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GTA V Walk Into a Bank and Deposit a Bag of Diamonds

It has basically been confirmed that there is a mission or set of missions based around a jewel heist in Grand Theft Auto V.

GTA V Diamond Heist and Money Cheat

What interests me is what would the protagonists do with jewels.

They can’t exactly walk into a bank and deposit a bag of diamonds.

Which leads me to believe that there will be some outside influences on certain heists and why we pursue them.

Ideally, stolen jewels would be better off in the hands of someone of mass wealth, who can buy the jewels from our “heros” and distribute them discretely overseas.

This makes me think that not every heist will be about getting cash for the three protagonists (Michael, Trevor Phillips and Franklin), but perhaps pursuing the desires of others.

Here is a scenario.

Lets say Jimmy (Michael’s son) gets kidnapped by the mafia from Mexico.

Is Diamond Heist In GTA 5 All About The Cash?

The Mexicans will only give him back on the conditions that our three protagonists break into the military base and rob the armory, supplying them with weapons.

What do you guys think?

What would the protagonists do with the jewelry?

What outside motives could there be for some of the main heists?

WRITTEN BY DEFFPONY

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  • TheUnknownInternetUser

    Wow.. You have just noticed that……

  • rob

    Please explain anything else a diamond heist would be about…

  • Sam

    please don’t ever write and article again….

    • Vuer89

      Lmao

  • anthony

    These GTA articles are getting worse and worse. Keep it up!

  • ONEAL

    If your going to keep insulting and complaining about GTA V then just the hell up. Like dude, no one wants to see you write articles, its not like they answer anything. Fuck off.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joey.misita Joey Misita

    Jesus Christ dude. Just shut up. A Mexican gun heist. Fuck that. I believe I speak for everyone here when I say when want to read and hear shit about Gta V but not just for the sake of hearing it

  • http://www.facebook.com/howard.kenneth.7 Howard Kenneth

    Do these people even read our comments

  • Michael

    Please shut all your sites down. Thanks. -Everybody.

  • Vayderr

    I would normally post a comment stating just how much your articles resemble feces, However, I think I will spare my brain the exhaustion of coming up with all the words I can to describe this. In short: These articles suck
    -Yours Truly, PleasedontmakeanotherGTAarticleagain.

  • Forever.Yours

    this person is real stupid and ignorant you cant produce a exiting story for shit!!!!!

  • John

    Good lord…enough. Just stop.

  • Zach Weaver

    This might just be, the single worst article I’ve personally ever read!

  • MWW£4

    fuck off.

  • Bob

    Close this site down please

  • Bob

    YOu litterally make the worst articles just to get hits, you are scum bags

  • Chum

    Quit writing and go back to fingering your anal regions.

  • phil

    Let’s say that the scenario goes like this: GIVE US REAL DETAILS INSTEAD OF YOUR SHITTY ARTICLES. I think my scenario is better than yours.

    • Vuer89

      Thank you

  • N.I.K.E.$.

    All you do is tell what we already know about the game. This is an irrelevant ass article about nothing. If your gonna write a GTA V article, tell me something I don’t know yet. You don’t write articles answering your own hypothetical questions.

  • Eat A Stupid Butt

    “Gee, i wonder what they’ll do with the diamonds.”…..”you can’t eat a diamond.”…..”you can’t live in a diamond”….”you can’t pray to a diamond” What the fuck? Have you ever seen a movie? Plenty of them have people stealing diamonds. What do you meabn “they can’t exactly walk into a bank and deposit diamonds.” are you legitimately retarded? they’re criminals. you can’t exactly walk up to someone else’s car and rip them out of it and steal their car whenever you feel like it, but they do. here’s an idea for you next bullshit article: “Real College Courses in GTA.” Then say stuff like “Im not very smart so i’d really like the ability to go to college in GTA and get actual credit. it would really broaden their market share and demand for the game.” you are such a fucking moron.

  • Flank Rangus

    Aw man, these articles are fucking hilarious! I skip’em and go right to the scathing comments. Too funny!

  • GtaV

    YOUR A MORON HAHA

  • GtaV

    Your a Moran !

  • jamaica

    there is going to be an economy system so there will be a second hand goods store to sell them to like a pawn shop or sumthin. mama always said if youve got nuttin good to say then dont say nuttin. so stop writing these weak ass articles just so you can get traffic and earn money off the internet.

  • joeutdmk

    Confirmed facts only please not bullshit you dreamt up in your dreams and close down your site you can’t write an article to save your life.

  • justerthought

    Not a problem. In Skyrim you sold stolen stuff to a ‘fence’. GTAV could have a similar system so it’s not an issue to worry about until we know how it’s implemented. Heists like you mentioned will probably be in the game to add variety, but there should be plenty of black market contacts to fence your stolen diamonds.

    I suspect you will be stealing a variety of stuff such as art from private collections. You will definitely be stealing stuff to help progressively harder heists, such as missions to steal specific weapons, vehicles, gas bombs, masks, suits and disguises you might require for a bigger job.

    For example you may require the help of a systems hacker who in on the run hiding the forest. In order to find him you may need to steal a police helicopter than has an infrared camera on its nose to locate him.

    Later on, Trevor will probably buy a helicopter and fit an infrared upgrade to track runners who are hiding in the forest and mountains when doing the harder bounty missions for that fat lady.

    • James

      I don’t think the player will sell things such as diamonds taken in heists. When have you ever been able to sell something in GTA. Besides if you watch the heist part of the gameplay video as he smashes the glass and takes out the jewels/watches his money instantly goes up. This will proberly be the same with the diamonds at the end of a mission. Unless im uninformed and R* are putting a selling feature into the game I can’t see it happening. Nice thought though. Actully nice to see someone who isn’t negative on this site :)

      • justerthought

        Yes your right about the diamonds, I remember the cash going up as he took them, so the selling is automatic and bypassed to speed up gameplay. Nice spot. I’ve been playing Skyrim too long ..lol

        • James

          Don’t blame u it’s a great game :)

  • James

    Ok this is for everyone to read including the asshole who wrote the article. What has happened when you stole something in a previous GTA……. yes that’s right your money goes up at the end of a mission. If you watch the gameplay video while Michael smashes the counter and takes out jewels/watches his money instantly goes up. As far as the diamonds are concerned it will be just the same as when you steal cars, weapons or alien goo your money will go up at the end of the mission. If this ‘selling’ feature was in the game tbh it would be pretty shit. I mean when have you ever been able to sell things in GTA before, adding it in has a 50:50 chance of being an absolute disaster. It’s a nice concept but not something I belive will happen. Hope this helps people.

  • buzzkillersonthis site

    To many people bitch on here. Its just a dam article you faggots

  • Guest

    These comments are aweosome!

  • Sterling Archer

    These comments are awesome!

  • Guest

    What in the flying fuck is the purpose of this article?

    Are you really that bored with masturbating that you decide to write a half-ass article about what the characters would do with diamonds? This is so fucking retarded. Like, honestly, how the fuck do you get from “I wonder what they will do with the diamonds?” (which is a stupid question, who fucking cares?) to a Mexican Mafia involved in a hostage situation? By the way, you wrote “money cheat” and then never spoke about what the fuck you meant.

    Finally, how the fuck is something “basically confirmed” as stated at the top of your article? That’s like saying “he’s kind of dead” or, “This article is well written”.

  • damarkius

    calm the fuck down if you dont like it just stop coming to the site.. simple as that -_______- i mean damn its jus a fuckin article ! everyone of us is excited and anxious for the game but damn come on man!

  • Vuer89

    These comments are better than the article!

  • Slim

    I just shat myself reading these comments.. omg hilarious

  • Darren Mc Carthy

    wow. such a terrable bit